Tuesday, October 18, 2005
B.S. for your bored-ass's reading pleasure:
or:
A Myspace bulletin.
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water after?: depends. if i'm busy i'll start the bathwater while i do other things. if not i get right in. not afraid of freezing or burning myself. take fuckin' hot showers anyway.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? sometimes? i wouldn't say it's a religion or anything. although, dude, i have noticed recently that there really is a difference between some, not all, shampoos that cost a dollar and others that cost more. i have upgraded to $3 conditioner like a fucking baller. it just depends. because for some you're just paying for marketing genius, like the packaging design or what the commercials say. with others it actually does make a difference in the "style and manageability" and all that other bullshit i sorta thought was made up. um, that is all. sorry to have bored ya. dorkin' out about shampoo and what not, and letting my cheap-bastardness be known. ah.
3.) Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essences commercials when you're in the shower?: depends on who's in the shower with me.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?: no. i'm a virgin. and a nun at that. ... yeah.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? meh. whatever. my mom used to bathe renee and i together when we were super young. it wasn't a big deal though.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yeah. i like too actually. but don't do it all the time. mostly i think i like to because i'm lazy. like if i don't do it it's usually because i forgot my toothbrush in the cabinet. then i'm like damn, now i have to stand over the sink too. gosh. standing up in the shower is already so much work. you may as well get your shit done, ya know. ah. haha. oh, man, i wonder if anyone but me is amused by this rambling. i guess.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no, but i have dropped the soap. luckily i've never been to prison. and it wasn't soap on a rope either. just soap. m'k.
8.) How old do you look? i love telling people i'm 12. i like thinking i look like a teenager. gives me hope that i can pimp some barely legal men when i'm like 30. yep, i may or may not be joking. ask me when i'm 30, and ask me if i'm single. the popular guess lately at my bar, is that i'm 22. i ask people to guess how old i am when they give me shit for carding them, so they can see the fact that just because they turned 21 in like april doesn't mean i'm supposed to be a goddamn psychic.
9.) How old do you act? old enough to be your mama. and what!!!
10) What's the last song you sang? uh .... probably along to the jukebox with my friends at work last night. i know i did some "take on me" and "monkey's gone to heaven." awesome.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything? i've become a member of the i don't give a shit club. the don't give a shit about being a member of any club club, i mean. it's a faction of the department of redundancy department.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend? this weekend? uh ... bartend friday, waitress saturday morning, bartend saturday night. sunday, i don't know. sleep or catch up on my house. i need to do the dishes like whoa. or visit my mom. then work at night.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? closed most of the time. it kinda creeps me out when people open their eyes too. once in awhile if i do and they are it's fucked up. i'm like, have they had them open the whole time. ah, unless you're laughing while you're kissing. that's awesome.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? her name, except that in general condoleeza rice doesn't whip me up into a sexual frenzy er anything. i only said her name 'cause it's an answer. doesn't do it for me, but to each his own.
15.) Are you in love with anyone right now? yes. ben folds, but he's married. gave up on ryan reynolds. i have no respect for his taste in music, aha. also, ben gibbard is sadly engaged. still wouldn't mind marrying prince william wilson from aveo. he's rad. i most recently fell in love with tom welling. but he plays the young clark kent. he could get more girls than most rockstars put together i think. even more than conor oberst. even more than the hottest baseball player. every girl loves a superhero.
16.) Have you ever said I love you? yep. last person i told was my mom before i hung up the phone this morning. awwww. er somethin. love my mom.
17.) Does anything on your body itch right now? no, but my whole body hurts from working. we had a car wash sunday. i'm always sore for a few days after that. agh!
18.) What color is the carpet in your bedroom? beige-ish, like noah's and everyone elses. but the other rooms all have hardwoods or tile. kept the carpet in the bedroom 'cause i thought it'd be nice in the winter. fuck cold wooden floors in the winter. for real.
19.) Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex in your bedroom? yeah, and what does that mean anyway. someone could say yes and be talking about the time they forgot their wallet or phone in their room and their friend went in to get it, er something.
20.) Who's the sexiest woman alive? um ... don't know. don't care. maybe tori amos.
21.) Who's the sexiest man alive? i dunno. for some reason the people in my top fives aren't coming to mind for this question about sexiness. mostly because they're more on the dorky and cute side. like i'm not sure if i would say that tobey maguire or john cusack are sexy. cusack always plays that sad neurotic fuck-up type, er something that i really shouldn't find so damn attractive. everyone and their grandmother would agree maguire is sexy as spiderman -- that whole super hero thing -- but where were the fans when he was in pleasantville and the cider house rules. hmm? hmm? i was there dude. wow. i should really talk about something else now.
22.) Are you more creative alone, or with others? depends. i love collaborating with people, playing music. it's really great. but i definitely get into hours of alonetime either painting or writing or playing guitar. so i guess it's just a matter of what kind of creative inspiration i'm having in the first place and if i feel like being around people or not.
23.) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine? you're uncle's a crazy motherfucker. my uncles are damn cool. so there.
24). Have you ever smuggled something into America? no. but if i did would i admit it on here where rupie knows all? hellloooo?
25). Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you like? yes, but i like to. and it never seems to turn out wrong anyway, since i try to be pretty open about my foolishness.
26). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yep. a guy can be hot and still a million times better with guitar. but still depends on the person and the guitar. frat guy playing a poor rendition of a sublime song for attention from stupid girls who don't actually know anything about music or the poorly playing guitarists ridiculous need for attention = no.
27). Do you believe that your name fits your personality? yeah, but that's pretty hilarious considering what a bitch i must sound like on this survey. talking shit. swearing like a sailor. and shit. ahaha. in italiano, caramia is like sweetheart, or dear person. in keltic it means friend. i think i am underneath my jadedness actually a nice person, and i think my friends would agree. we sure do laugh a lot.
28). Do you exercise before you eat in the morning? yeah, right before the monkeys fly out of my butt.
29). Do you live in a city with a good sports team? Go 'Stros!
30). Is it better to be single or in a relationship? meh. is the grass always greener on the other side? being in love is one of the best things about life. so it's something to be grateful for. but so is having your life be completely your own, and doing whatever the fuck you want. every day. not having to worry just yet about what you're -- as in, the both of you -- doing tonight, eating for dinner, doing with your lives, er life together, and whatnot. so there. wherever you are, soak it up.
or:
A Myspace bulletin.
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water after?: depends. if i'm busy i'll start the bathwater while i do other things. if not i get right in. not afraid of freezing or burning myself. take fuckin' hot showers anyway.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? sometimes? i wouldn't say it's a religion or anything. although, dude, i have noticed recently that there really is a difference between some, not all, shampoos that cost a dollar and others that cost more. i have upgraded to $3 conditioner like a fucking baller. it just depends. because for some you're just paying for marketing genius, like the packaging design or what the commercials say. with others it actually does make a difference in the "style and manageability" and all that other bullshit i sorta thought was made up. um, that is all. sorry to have bored ya. dorkin' out about shampoo and what not, and letting my cheap-bastardness be known. ah.
3.) Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essences commercials when you're in the shower?: depends on who's in the shower with me.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?: no. i'm a virgin. and a nun at that. ... yeah.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? meh. whatever. my mom used to bathe renee and i together when we were super young. it wasn't a big deal though.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yeah. i like too actually. but don't do it all the time. mostly i think i like to because i'm lazy. like if i don't do it it's usually because i forgot my toothbrush in the cabinet. then i'm like damn, now i have to stand over the sink too. gosh. standing up in the shower is already so much work. you may as well get your shit done, ya know. ah. haha. oh, man, i wonder if anyone but me is amused by this rambling. i guess.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no, but i have dropped the soap. luckily i've never been to prison. and it wasn't soap on a rope either. just soap. m'k.
8.) How old do you look? i love telling people i'm 12. i like thinking i look like a teenager. gives me hope that i can pimp some barely legal men when i'm like 30. yep, i may or may not be joking. ask me when i'm 30, and ask me if i'm single. the popular guess lately at my bar, is that i'm 22. i ask people to guess how old i am when they give me shit for carding them, so they can see the fact that just because they turned 21 in like april doesn't mean i'm supposed to be a goddamn psychic.
9.) How old do you act? old enough to be your mama. and what!!!
10) What's the last song you sang? uh .... probably along to the jukebox with my friends at work last night. i know i did some "take on me" and "monkey's gone to heaven." awesome.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything? i've become a member of the i don't give a shit club. the don't give a shit about being a member of any club club, i mean. it's a faction of the department of redundancy department.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend? this weekend? uh ... bartend friday, waitress saturday morning, bartend saturday night. sunday, i don't know. sleep or catch up on my house. i need to do the dishes like whoa. or visit my mom. then work at night.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? closed most of the time. it kinda creeps me out when people open their eyes too. once in awhile if i do and they are it's fucked up. i'm like, have they had them open the whole time. ah, unless you're laughing while you're kissing. that's awesome.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? her name, except that in general condoleeza rice doesn't whip me up into a sexual frenzy er anything. i only said her name 'cause it's an answer. doesn't do it for me, but to each his own.
15.) Are you in love with anyone right now? yes. ben folds, but he's married. gave up on ryan reynolds. i have no respect for his taste in music, aha. also, ben gibbard is sadly engaged. still wouldn't mind marrying prince william wilson from aveo. he's rad. i most recently fell in love with tom welling. but he plays the young clark kent. he could get more girls than most rockstars put together i think. even more than conor oberst. even more than the hottest baseball player. every girl loves a superhero.
16.) Have you ever said I love you? yep. last person i told was my mom before i hung up the phone this morning. awwww. er somethin. love my mom.
17.) Does anything on your body itch right now? no, but my whole body hurts from working. we had a car wash sunday. i'm always sore for a few days after that. agh!
18.) What color is the carpet in your bedroom? beige-ish, like noah's and everyone elses. but the other rooms all have hardwoods or tile. kept the carpet in the bedroom 'cause i thought it'd be nice in the winter. fuck cold wooden floors in the winter. for real.
19.) Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex in your bedroom? yeah, and what does that mean anyway. someone could say yes and be talking about the time they forgot their wallet or phone in their room and their friend went in to get it, er something.
20.) Who's the sexiest woman alive? um ... don't know. don't care. maybe tori amos.
21.) Who's the sexiest man alive? i dunno. for some reason the people in my top fives aren't coming to mind for this question about sexiness. mostly because they're more on the dorky and cute side. like i'm not sure if i would say that tobey maguire or john cusack are sexy. cusack always plays that sad neurotic fuck-up type, er something that i really shouldn't find so damn attractive. everyone and their grandmother would agree maguire is sexy as spiderman -- that whole super hero thing -- but where were the fans when he was in pleasantville and the cider house rules. hmm? hmm? i was there dude. wow. i should really talk about something else now.
22.) Are you more creative alone, or with others? depends. i love collaborating with people, playing music. it's really great. but i definitely get into hours of alonetime either painting or writing or playing guitar. so i guess it's just a matter of what kind of creative inspiration i'm having in the first place and if i feel like being around people or not.
23.) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine? you're uncle's a crazy motherfucker. my uncles are damn cool. so there.
24). Have you ever smuggled something into America? no. but if i did would i admit it on here where rupie knows all? hellloooo?
25). Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you like? yes, but i like to. and it never seems to turn out wrong anyway, since i try to be pretty open about my foolishness.
26). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yep. a guy can be hot and still a million times better with guitar. but still depends on the person and the guitar. frat guy playing a poor rendition of a sublime song for attention from stupid girls who don't actually know anything about music or the poorly playing guitarists ridiculous need for attention = no.
27). Do you believe that your name fits your personality? yeah, but that's pretty hilarious considering what a bitch i must sound like on this survey. talking shit. swearing like a sailor. and shit. ahaha. in italiano, caramia is like sweetheart, or dear person. in keltic it means friend. i think i am underneath my jadedness actually a nice person, and i think my friends would agree. we sure do laugh a lot.
28). Do you exercise before you eat in the morning? yeah, right before the monkeys fly out of my butt.
29). Do you live in a city with a good sports team? Go 'Stros!
30). Is it better to be single or in a relationship? meh. is the grass always greener on the other side? being in love is one of the best things about life. so it's something to be grateful for. but so is having your life be completely your own, and doing whatever the fuck you want. every day. not having to worry just yet about what you're -- as in, the both of you -- doing tonight, eating for dinner, doing with your lives, er life together, and whatnot. so there. wherever you are, soak it up.
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This one goes out to all the 3-dollar-conditioner ballers, all silky and shit. Seriously. Play on, player.
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